Dear Neighbors, fellow shoppers, and generally anyone in a one-mile radius of us,

Little did you know that when you moved into your home, went to the store, or went out for a walk, you would be serenaded with the high-pitched shrieking of a little girl. She has a fascination with her voice and the shrieking can happen at anytime. She shrieks when she is mad, happy, tired, etc. It's awful I know. I'm sorry if you have to listen to it. She thinks it is funny, so we ignore it. The doctor says it's a phase, but she can scream and throw a tantrum with the best of them. So please, if you hear shrieking coming from my general directions, I apologize and would you kindly bring me earplugs, I believe I may lose my hearing soon.

Sincerely,
The family with the shrieker.